Finally, some normalcy!

I had my follow-up acupuncture session today and the "scan" results showed that I'm becoming more normal!!  (You can stop laughing now...)  The only two systems still deficient were bladder and liver (and who needs those, really?) but to my surprise---and utter joy---the kidneys are back to normal.  And that's not just "normal for me", actually normal for anyone!  A few systems are still split but a lot of the ones I was deficient in are in normal ranges now, which is awesome!  For today's session, I didn't get poked in the ear like the last two times.  Dr. Mark wanted to use other points on my mid to lower back that will directly affect the uterus.  Good to know we're on the same page!  I also got some shock therapy. :P  He hooked up a few of the needles to a machine that emits a low electric current that apparently helps in some way.  I've had similar things done before at my chiropractor's office if I have a spot that's not adjusting.

It doesn't hurt; it reminds me of that idiotic "as seen on TV" muscle toning belt I purchased when I was a sophomore in college.  You put some "magic gel" on it and put some batteries in and it causes your muscles to contract in your abdomen and is supposed to help you tone up.  Right, like that was going to make me look like an underwear model or something.  The things we waste money on, eh?  Anyways, the thingies (for lack of a better term) I was hooked up to today reminded me of that; I could feel a few of my back muscles twinging every couple seconds.  Not unpleasant, but I could feel it. 

Here's hoping for some magic on Friday!  Keeping my fingers (and toes) crossed.